shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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And that was the first time I saw a penis

child-of-the-univerrse:

trxye-happy-little-pill:

child-of-the-univerrse:

beardhairdontcare:

Of course size matters, who the hell wants a small pizza?!

OR A SMALL HUMMUS PLATE

child-of-the-univerrse please don’t compare hummus with pizza
hahahahahahahahaha trxye-happy-little-pill sorry

jibblyuniverse:

HYPOTHETICALLY, NEWT

Holland Roden for BCBGeneration x The Influence

dylanstrawberry:

Scott had to hear Allison’s heart stop

afp-photo:

CHINA, HONG KONG : Protestors and student demonstrators hold up their cellphones in a display of solidarity during a protest outside the headquarters of Legislative Council in Hong Kong on September 29, 2014. Hong Kong has been plunged into the worst political crisis since its 1997 handover as pro-democracy activists take over the streets following China’s refusal to grant citizens full universal suffrage. AFP PHOTO / XAUME OLLEROS

afp-photo:

CHINA, HONG KONG : Protestors and student demonstrators hold up their cellphones in a display of solidarity during a protest outside the headquarters of Legislative Council in Hong Kong on September 29, 2014. Hong Kong has been plunged into the worst political crisis since its 1997 handover as pro-democracy activists take over the streets following China’s refusal to grant citizens full universal suffrage. AFP PHOTO / XAUME OLLEROS

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

avoidghosts:

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?